Mr. Obama, please do NOT unite with Clinton!

Dear Mr. Obama,

I heard some rumors that you want to unite with Clinton, and you will even consider her as your running mate. I was devastated by these rumors, please, please, please tell the deceptive media loud and clear that these are all lies, and by doing so, you can show the world what a noble and courageous leader you truly are!

From Day 1, our campaign has showed the world what a pathetic liar Hillary is (Bosnia, remember?), what a bigot racist Bill is (fantasy, and more, remember?), by being a senator 6 years more than you are, what a Washington insider Hillary is (all debates, remember?), and how she will do anything to get elected (all debates, remember?). In fact, since we have proven experience is worthless (that makes me wonder why the hell all companies pay more to people with more experience – they are all crazy, they wasted all money, they should always hire the new comers and give them the most money and most important responsibilities), our campaign has focused exclusively on demonstrating the ugliness of the Clintons, and I am sure except those Clinton supporters – strangely, there are so many of them, as many as, or in fact even more than us (unless, of course, people in Florida and Michigan are not considered as human beings) - the entire world watched us and some even believed us.

So you can understand why I am absolutely certain that all the talks about unity are nothing but lies. Who would want to unite, instead of standing up against, such a pathetic liar, a bigot racist, a Washington insider? Definitely not a person with your dignity and sainthood. To even suggest that you would consider it is the greatest insult and humiliation to your great name. You will show the world, unlike Clinton, you would rather lose than do everything to get elected, particularly you will never unite with a liar you named. I am 100 percent certain about that.

What? The story lines have changed? You are about face to everything you said in the past 6 months? No problem. Last time, when you said you cannot disown Wright in April, but in May, without any new claims Wright made, you turned 180 degree and denounced Wright, I, like all these most honest people – Obama supporters – followed you and turned 180 degree immediately; in fact, I believe this is one of the best examples to demonstrate your keen political judgement, the very virtue you claimed. And this time around, no matter how many degrees you turn, be it 180, 360, or 720, we, your honest supporters, will be always with you. In fact, that’s the way we show the world what integrity, honesty and trustworthiness truly means. I just need a simple, straight answer from you, so that I can fend off the suspicions from some stupid, stubborn people who, unlike you, cannot do about face or even slap on their own faces every minute without feeling embarrassed: either Clinton is not everything we said she is but we didn’t lie about her; or she is everything we said she is but we will unite with her regardless, and we are not doing everything to get elected. Which way please?

As far as those pathetic, bitter Clinton supporters, who needs them. Clinton has been saying nobody in US history who lost all the 7 big states in the primary has ever been elected as the president, and a democrat cannot win without winning the blue-collar whites, so based on all historical odds, your chance of winning in Nov. is zero. You have pointed out again and again what a ridiculous argument that is, and you will prove all your points coming November. You can win by bringing in new voters, and most importantly, as a uniter, you can attract independents and Republicans. We don’t need racist Clintons and her supporters; we can attract republicans such as David Duke, Trent Lott, perhaps even Dick Cheney. In fact, they are one of most important pillars who sent you many primary victories; coming Nov., I am sure they will vote for you again. And we have broad supporters, from long time Wahington outsiders Kennedy, Kerry, Pelosi, to non-lobbyist, non-special interest top oil executives, pharmaceutical executives, insurance company executives, Wall Street investment bankers… the list goes on and on and on, just look at the big donors’ names. With today’s inflation, oil price, and job market, how much money do these pathetic losers, bitter Clinton supporters have? That’s why poor Clinton, the real champion of the working class, can’t compete with us in campaign money, and having these deep pockets on our side is definitely our most important advantage. Of course our best friend – the media, who has been so far also the best friend of GWB, won’t tell anybody who we really represent (of course, in reality, not in words). And who said the states you won in the primary are irrelevant and useless? We do not need any states that favored Clinton and rejected you; we do not want voters in Michigan or Florida either; in fact, I want to make a bold suggestion, I believe the best way to disprove Clinton’s deceptive prediction is to let Clinton run as a third-party candidate, and let her keep all her states as she almost certain will, and you keep yours, we will see in the end who gets more states and who goes to the WH!

What? After all, you still need Clinton and her supporters, and you need them desperately? I see. They are like the umbrellas – you hang them up even beat them up when sunny, but during rainy days, they are the ones who need to ward off the storm. For example, if something goes wrong in the end (unfortunately it seems pretty certain based on all historical indications as argued by Clinton), who other than them would be better to be sent to the altar for sacrifice? Shhh… This is like the NAFTA policy, talks behind doors. OK, I got it. But how are you going to do it? By telling them you will protect their social security, and create more jobs? I wish they all have Alzheimer’s diseases. That way, they would not remember the jobs they had, the $1 gasoline, the surplus, etc., etc., etc. under Clinton administration, so they will prefer a naive than a proven know-how. But anyway, I am sure they will all feel so honored that you would even consider using them when needed, just like the umbrellas and scapegoats.

God bless Obama – wait, should it be bless or damn? I hope I get it right this time.